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Geoff Tabrah posted an update 5 years, 10 months ago
A true story.
In 1966 I was in the army and on manoeuvres in Germany. We were camouflaged up in the woods on the ranges. There were a lot of wild pigs on the ranges. We were told not to go near a pig because they were not inoculated against TB. Well, I was kicking my heels one morning and decided to dig a pig trap. I dug a pit, tapering in so that the pig couldn’t jump out. Covered it in hessian and scattered leaves and potato peelings. A bit later, I heard this racket going on. When I went to investigate, there was a pig in the trap. Now I had a problem. How do I kill it? I wasn’t going in with a bayonet. A couple of fields away from the woods, a tractor was spreading muck, so I decided to go over and take the driver to the pig. Speaking what German I knew, I led him to the pig that was still trapped in the pit. He gave me the thumbs up and went back to his tractor and drove off. Twenty minutes later he returned with his gun. I helped him lift the pig onto the tractor. That afternoon, he returned with his wife who could speak a little English. They invited me to dinner on the Saturday evening. I had to get permission from my C.O. and he thought it would be good relations with the local farmers. So, Saturday evening I sat down to dinner at the farm. Roast pig was on the menu. Afterwards, I was sitting an armchair, drinking beers that he gave me and, watching the 1966 world cup final. We remained friends for many years. I went back with my wife years later for a visit. He wasn’t in good health and passed away not long afterwards. To us, football had been a game, not a them and us thing.
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19th March 2024 at 8:00 am
Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.
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19th March 2024 at 7:41 am
Hey Kev
Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.
Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..
so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!
Best
C
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29th January 2024 at 10:03 pm
Hi Crispin,
How are you doing mate? Yes, you’re probably right but hey football is all about emotion and passion and I just love writing about the game. I try to keep my poetry to a reasonable length but there’s so much to write about the game and its literature just lends itself naturally to poetry. Sometimes I just get completely carried and I do apologise for the length of my poetry but it’s a great thrill to be associated with Football Poets.
Cheers mate
Joe
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10th January 2024 at 7:52 pm
You’re right of course Joe but…..it’s actually more of a big welcome break for everyone who is not into Premier League ..I’m talking fans of EFL National League and below…..
Btw …is this actually your longest poem ever !?
Best
Crispin
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8th January 2024 at 4:45 pm
Thanks!
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8th January 2024 at 10:42 am
There’s something so evocative and nostalgic for football fans the world over, in ‘revisiting’ old lost grounds.
Occasionally some remnants remain, with perhaps part of a wall or part or a stand or thre shape of a terrace, but often they are only still there in faded images and in our heads..
Great stuff Graham
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4th January 2024 at 10:13 am
A great idea and well executed. Thanks Graham.
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19th November 2023 at 1:45 pm
Thanks Gacina, glad you liked it, and I have just posted a new one about our points deduction…
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7th November 2023 at 6:34 pm
Today B.B.C post on F.B was titled:Premier League reduced to 18 clubs? I really think it may be interesting to see if this would be Everton’s nightmare and this poem is well suited for this concern.If there would be more difficult battle to stay if there were 18 teams.Great poem and somehow true.
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6th November 2023 at 4:43 pm
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