• St. Michael Owen
    Don’t count him out, don’t scoff with his helicopter whirling from his Welsh mansion up to St. James’s, millionaire footballer, England’s savior, Shearer’s partner. Don’t count him out, don’t scoff, he always has the last laugh. Christopher T. George
  • Sounds Just Like Crouch
    A Peter Crouch figure has come to table-top footy, the six foot seven inch striker being offered on ebay for five quid though sounds just like the real thing. Pete of Subbuteo World, the UK’s sole supplier said: “What someone has done is take two players, cut the legs off one of them and then […]
  • Crouch
    Center! And Peter Crouch heads the ball in the net. No slouch, our six-foot-seven match winner. Christopher T. George
  • Fairness & Sanity Hang by a Thread
    Yes indeed the world’s going there in a handbasket, we all should wish for football fairness but it’s hard to achieve with thugs on the football field and off & bombs in backpacks in the Underground –Boom– Peace and fairness blown out of the window. Monkey calls when Cisse plays in Sofia, the axe in […]
  • Bang the Drum, Salvator
    Boom-ah Boom-ah, it’s a big night as Salvator bangs El Bomba, with the flags of all nations bedecking his hat, he bangs the drum in La Barra Brava as Bobby Boswell puts D.C. United up one-nill on a sneak header! The U.S. champs beating the Prem champs! But Damien Duff levels on a rifled shot […]