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Clik the mouse

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    So who will be victorious?
    Who will take the spoils?
    Will it be some artisans
    Or will it be the team that toils?

    Who will be the superstar?
    The one who has us all-a-twitter?
    Will it be one of our own?
    Or someone […]

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    so this is THE one, the ONLY one
    that transcends
    any talk of Pele, Maradonna, Messi
    or even Puskas, Best, Cryuff

    for this man was self styled
    self monikered
    and yet, just so goddamned right

    The Louisville Lip, R.I.P.

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    Every time I go for a walk
    I dare myself
    to lift one knee
    higher
    and then the next
    higher
    lengthen my stride
    and repeat lift
    again and again
    in the vain hope
    that my heel might hold
    the ankle might not turn
    the […]

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    If I were a ventriqolist….
    a ventrickalisp….. a ventrickulator…. a v…
    someone who could throw their voice
    I’d throw mine
    under a bus
    over a cliff
    or out of a speeding car
    so as to lose it good and proper
    be […]

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    I looked out upon the stage
    a’fore I writ upon this page
    waiting for the band to show and play
    audacious axemen taking to the fray!

    And as much as I enjoyed this rockin’ night
    the fancy set a scything strobe del […]

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    ALL:
    Please note we have had to introduce a spam blocking mechanism to the poem submission process, I hope you all appreciate that this has only been done out of necessity.

    Our thanks again to the site’s o […]

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    Big chunky, clunky tackle
    In the last minute of the game
    Granite, wham it, centre back, whacks
    Harder than graphite nails, rants and rails
    Exhorts, his cohorts, through exhaustion
    Take the caution, slow it, kill […]

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    He’d sniff out a goal
    The way my pooch would sniff out a waylaid treat
    And he’d do it in such a way
    That would have everybody off their seat

    In passages of play, he’d wander
    And then as if by magic, he’d pounce […]

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    “Nah
    Duh!
    Don’t want to!
    Don’t like it!
    What do you care?
    Why should I?
    What the heck?”

    Soon it’ll be “arse, drink, fe@k!”
    What bothers me, is the waste of talent in a child
    When you want them to be wild
    They […]

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    Jilted and kilted and blowing into a cephelopod’s bum
    The lonesome piper stood his ground
    Oh how the sound
    Squeels with every squeeze

    He’s there, silhoutted twixt the blue neon hoops
    Of a sloping sloop of a post […]

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    Simply great coaching.
    Done how?
    Howe Don done it.

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    100 year anniversary of the famous Truce match, 1914

    The whistlers, the peepers
    the keepers of time and regulation
    are rarely saluted.
    As far as we know, the Truce match of 1914
    had no referee
    just trenches and […]

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    *
    top
    @Xmas
    the target
    of many hopefuls
    and somehow achieved
    by the Foxes, who pepper oppo
    boxes and send out Mahrez and Kante
    to maraud and plunder. Imagine, if Santa
    delivers as well as Vardy this year, […]

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    Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 2 years ago

    Football takes a back seat
    while ideology and barbarism
    intertwine to produce a monster
    that feeds on purified souls
    and while kalashni coughs and splutters
    all pursuit of destinies and goals
    are stymied and […]

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    Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 2 years ago

    a blank page; a clean sheet;
    one is the mind-blowing achievement
    of nothingness (after countless hours);
    the other
    a well-constructed
    clever, harmonious
    juxtaposition of
    effort and craft –
    a blockade […]

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    Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 2 years ago

    I nestle my neck back
    in the ruff tough of mank mocquette;
    the train slips and slides on the
    autumnal smoothie of leaf-lime on the tracks;
    I’m surrounded by paranoid passengers
    some prepped, some pooped
    almost all […]

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    The condolences, and offering of
    Are well and truly heartfelt
    For Howard presided over the sort of Toffees
    That would truly make your heart melt

    The sincerity seeps from every pore
    A minutes ovation rolls around […]

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    10 out of 10
    Top marks
    Betters the proletariat
    Tops Marx

    A perfect ten
    Like Nadia’s nadir
    Or Torville and Dean
    A new frontier

    So smiles all around
    A thumbs up from Roy
    But as for expectations?
    Let’s keep it […]

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    Football – blubby well !!!
    The tears (of joy) flowed
    At Lansdowne Road
    Oh ok, it’s now called the Aviva
    But it’s only the Jerries, who actually grieve-ah!!

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    Martin O’Neill summed it up well:
    “First half awful
    Second half better”
    When they carried out his instructions
    Right to the letter

    “We were very tense
    Might even say nervous”
    But fair play to the management […]

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