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Clik the mouse

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    Oh my Gudni
    If Brexit was a shock
    then this was a full on shocker!
    Roy falls on his sword
    Iceland gets its reward
    It’s a low point in English soccer

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    Have you ever felt an island bounce, like a trampolene?
    England, Scotland, Wales
    watch out for your coasts tonight
    as the shockwaves hit like a tsunami!

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    England 0 – 0 Slovakia

    Half time:
    and the web wobbles, as hits bombard ‘thesaurus’
    with the word ‘frustration’ the ‘mot juste’

    to the chagrin of the stoic fans
    there’s little to cheer
    but they hear
    of the Red […]

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    Phew!
    Last minute reprieve
    So now we can still believe;
    The Welsh Dragon slain
    We put down Gawain
    Not convincingly, but tis done
    And ‘twas more arduous, than fun
    But we should advance
    To the next round and p […]

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    Bike or run?
    My inner voice
    says easy choice
    as to the more fun!

    And in the ‘licious sun
    the 2 wheels option
    pushes my pedals;
    there are no medals, for torture, but
    the haranguing of a heinous hamstring
    and t […]

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    The resurrected Red Dragon
    breathed fire all across
    the Gallic landscape;
    the 3 Lions thought they had a tasty meal
    of Russian bear
    until Ursis clawed back
    to equal footing;
    they all fight to live another […]

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    Les Blues
    have Le Prem
    to thank!
    A great big “Merci!”
    for bringing Payet up a notch or two
    so now they’re likely to go through?

    Then let me be the first
    to burst
    forth with the corniest rhyme:
    France
    to advance

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    So who will be victorious?
    Who will take the spoils?
    Will it be some artisans
    Or will it be the team that toils?

    Who will be the superstar?
    The one who has us all-a-twitter?
    Will it be one of our own?
    Or someone […]

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    so this is THE one, the ONLY one
    that transcends
    any talk of Pele, Maradonna, Messi
    or even Puskas, Best, Cryuff

    for this man was self styled
    self monikered
    and yet, just so goddamned right

    The Louisville Lip, R.I.P.

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    Every time I go for a walk
    I dare myself
    to lift one knee
    higher
    and then the next
    higher
    lengthen my stride
    and repeat lift
    again and again
    in the vain hope
    that my heel might hold
    the ankle might not turn
    the […]

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    If I were a ventriqolist….
    a ventrickalisp….. a ventrickulator…. a v…
    someone who could throw their voice
    I’d throw mine
    under a bus
    over a cliff
    or out of a speeding car
    so as to lose it good and proper
    be […]

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    I looked out upon the stage
    a’fore I writ upon this page
    waiting for the band to show and play
    audacious axemen taking to the fray!

    And as much as I enjoyed this rockin’ night
    the fancy set a scything strobe del […]

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    ALL:
    Please note we have had to introduce a spam blocking mechanism to the poem submission process, I hope you all appreciate that this has only been done out of necessity.

    Our thanks again to the site’s o […]

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    Big chunky, clunky tackle
    In the last minute of the game
    Granite, wham it, centre back, whacks
    Harder than graphite nails, rants and rails
    Exhorts, his cohorts, through exhaustion
    Take the caution, slow it, kill […]

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    He’d sniff out a goal
    The way my pooch would sniff out a waylaid treat
    And he’d do it in such a way
    That would have everybody off their seat

    In passages of play, he’d wander
    And then as if by magic, he’d pounce […]

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    “Nah
    Duh!
    Don’t want to!
    Don’t like it!
    What do you care?
    Why should I?
    What the heck?”

    Soon it’ll be “arse, drink, fe@k!”
    What bothers me, is the waste of talent in a child
    When you want them to be wild
    They […]

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    Clik The Mouse published a poem on the site Football Poets 2 years ago

    Jilted and kilted and blowing into a cephelopod’s bum
    The lonesome piper stood his ground
    Oh how the sound
    Squeels with every squeeze

    He’s there, silhoutted twixt the blue neon hoops
    Of a sloping sloop of a post […]

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    Simply great coaching.
    Done how?
    Howe Don done it.

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    100 year anniversary of the famous Truce match, 1914

    The whistlers, the peepers
    the keepers of time and regulation
    are rarely saluted.
    As far as we know, the Truce match of 1914
    had no referee
    just trenches and […]

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    *
    top
    @Xmas
    the target
    of many hopefuls
    and somehow achieved
    by the Foxes, who pepper oppo
    boxes and send out Mahrez and Kante
    to maraud and plunder. Imagine, if Santa
    delivers as well as Vardy this year, […]

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