• Laced up tight like a corset And kicked, from Devon to Dorset But then When can no longer be fully pumped Brusquely dumped!
  • I crest the wave – for all of a few seconds then crash under water spinning like a chased seal and finally surfacing spitting salt ‘n seaweed – surfing just isn’t my ding-a-ling I crest the brow of the hill puffing cheeks like a blowfish then stare contentedly across the valley – down on my […]
  • OMG did u c PSG torn to shreds by wily heads in Barca threads And did we see a changing of the guard? For ‘twas not Messi as dribbling bard but Neymar as nuanced Nova who drove them hard it’s what we football fans call pure magic and the poor Parisiennes… truly tragic!
  • Naughty, Naughty! So what was he up to – That led to a cancelled contract? Him and two others. Or were they just In the wrong place, at the wrong time? Hexed at Wrexham This band of brothers? So where to now For players of little renown? This abandonment that They might never live down?
  • Fantasy Football? More like Fantasy Fruitless pursuit! Every year I think that I’m José that I’ll win it, at a canter that I’ll be all fit to banter whilst looking down at the rabble that I’ll have my feet up, playing Scrabble whilst others scratch their heads suffer in their beds as their dreams are […]