Football Poets

Go to the bookies
and put on a World Cup bet
two quid that will do.
Place is really full
matches shown live on TVs
punters drinking tea.
So I place my bet
England 2-1 Kane first goal
that’s a good […]

Fans see themselves
as a camera zooms in,
their on the big screen
so they point and grin.
They go a bit nutty
a few seconds of fame,
spectators start to pose
not watching the game.
Many on their […]

Stock up the fridge
with pizzas and beer,
as the World Cup
is finally here.
Cancel that holiday
go on the sick,
say while in the garden
you got bit by a tick.
It’s football’s showpiece
on every four […]

FACup third round
all the balls are in the bag
give them a good shake.

Excitement building
your teams number on the screen
so who do you want ?

Premier League club
or a non league side away
a local […]

To come out on top
be the best on the day,
you’ll need loads of oomph
at home and away.
To end up the winner
and stay in the lead,
you’ll need lots of oomph
to thrive and succeed.
To be called a […]

Enough is enough
unfit owners it’s time to go,
just leave our clubs alone
as they sink further down below.
Enough is enough
inadequate owners there’s the door,
and never ever come back
as we can’t take this […]

He’s always feeling sick
got pains in his head,
constantly on edge
nerves torn to a shred.
His hair much greyer
face ashen and pale,
he’s smoking again
drinking too much ale.
He can’t get to sleep
paces […]

My club is doing my head in
going from bad to worse,
they are dropping like a stone
make you swear and curse.
My club is doing my head in
all they ever do is lose,
they’re bad for your health
make you turn […]

Bring back rattles
let’s hear that click,
the ones we used to have
made of wood and thick.
Bring back rattles
in the colours of your side,
make plenty of noise
not shy away or hide.
Bring back rattles
for […]

Many affluent owners
love wielding the axe,
they’ll get rid of the gaffer
by twitter,email,or fax.
So managers come and go
through a revolving door,
but they take it on the chin
and keep coming back for […]

When I find myself in times of trouble
Jimmy Hill comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be,Coventry.
And in our hour of darkness
he is standing right in front of me
speaking words of wisdom,let it […]

He’s a football supporter
family say he’s mad,
neighbours laugh at him
some think he’s sad.
But to his mates
who are fans too,
he’s a terrace legend
so they haven’t got a clue.
He’ll travel many miles
to […]