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Dachlan Cartwright

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    Jordan Pickford can do it all
    Can become a legend like Neville Southall

    Johnjoe Kenny can grab some fame as
    Apprentice to our passionate pounding Seamus

    Mason Holgate gets illumination cash-free
    From […]

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    Much have I mouthed shouts at the drought of goals,
    And many a crepit stand and stadium seen.
    Round many a woolly island have I been,
    Far from the grounds which sheikhs and oligarchs hold,
    Oft of a one-eyed land […]

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    Hey! (Hey!)
    Everybody! (Everybody!)
    All around the world
    Every boy and girl
    Taking lessons from me
    See the Stupidity

    Suarez biting Chiellini
    His teeth break the offside rule
    But he don’t mind the criticism, […]

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    How the hell can the Howard Webbs, heat-played, tumult–entangled, with restricted visions
    And, heck, Montevideo fakes, avoid calls B-rated, suspect, with contra-versions?

    How well can the World Wide Web replay i […]

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    Loyal, awesome one
    Leon, Osman
    Forwards chase back, commit keen
    Fetch the ball, and carry can

    Joins Jelavic, feeds Fellaini
    Jinxer, jester, fast and feisty
    Shoots spontaneous, scores, or high, too
    Shaves the […]

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    He usually gets it right our boss David Moyes
    “If you want to see some acting then you’re spoiled for choice”
    Down the theatre worthy thespians keep on shaking their spears
    At the movies glam vampires bleed imita […]

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    Everton 1 Homs Alone 2

    It’s a great atmosphere in the Stadium of Peace, Tolerance and Racial and Religious Harmony in Jerusalem, where rival supporters are deliberately alternately seated all around the ground f […]

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    Landon Donovan
    Landed at Everton
    Landed from the Galaxy
    “Land of Angelic Sun”

    Into the Mersey mist
    Scored goals, made assists
    Landon’s brand of candy
    Blends with Toffees, who were blessed

    Folk singer Donov […]

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    Shankly’s charisma has covered the country
    There’s a new cathedral on the banks of the Mersey
    Anfield’s red army is on a Roger Hunt
    For more than life and death and they’re showing no mercy

    Yeats is the rock on […]

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    It’s sad to see a BBC documentary
    “United”, a re-telling of the Munich tragedy
    Descending to Hollywood-style inaccuracy
    Its selectivity is plainly a travesty

    Roger Byrne was the Babes’ inspirational captain […]

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    At the Congress of Berlin and San Stefano
    Venus got Dizzy, and freedom got the Serbs
    While some northern cricketers from Santo Domingo
    Minted for winter confectionery superb

    In 1879, one year after
    Cetshewayo […]

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    They’re the oldest football club of the Cymri
    The Ancient Ones in their magpie cloaks
    They play in the black hills of Maelor Country
    It’s just as deceptive as Marlborough Country
    The glorious mountains mask deb […]

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    Pienaar and Donovan
    Are Lords of Run Rings
    School of Science in session once more

    Let’s hope Stracqualursi
    Jelavic, Anichebe
    Will have Dixie’s gold vision to score

    Kendall mints Osman
    Harvey carves Fel […]

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    Bill Dean Rovered over the river
    He disliked his nickname, the Alabama’s song-o
    He ascented to head a ton of goals forever
    While Aston Villa was wearing Pongo

    His mates all worked at Cammell Lairds
    They riveted a […]

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    Wales 1 Austria 2, November 23, 1955

    Red is the Dragon, ready to snap
    At the toes of the klimtwinkling continentals
    Kelsey cymmrodoric, keeper of the gael
    With wise Wally Barnes, gunners shot from metal
    Spiky […]

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