Football Poets

There’s a new sensation that’s going around
Like changing the name of your team’s ground
It takes a while to get used to a new name
And to many of the fans it isn’t quite the same

Take Bolton Wandere […]

What a rotten lot are those on the board
They are ruthless without any thought
This now poor embarrassed Groundsman
Must feel helpless down and distraught
His 27 year stint just came to an end
Because the […]

We shall never forget that January night
When Bolton fans turned Anfield white
A display by our team that tore Liverpool apart
The memories that still pull the strings of my heart
David Lee precise with his […]

It’s been a terrible dire few seasons
For us Bolton fans to take
We have suffered two relegations
And a winding up order heartbreak
Our Chairman sadly passed away
Phill Gartside we’ll never forget
And we […]

He came to us with great expectation
After his stint at Celtic park
But Neil hasn’t cut the cloth
He’s way below the mark
His team selections are baffling
And the fans have had enough
Another relegation loo […]

For quite a while now I’ve been dormant
But I feel I must express my feeling
My club could have been relegated
Because this season has not been appealing
For years we’ve been terribly managed
And Freedman was the […]

Oi Freedman!!! What’s going on
Are you sure you know what to do
This a nightmare your putting us through
It seems that you havn’t a clue
Well that’s the fans point of view
Are we gonna end up playing Crewe […]

Does Doogie realise we’re bad or has he turned a blind eye
I sat there on Saturday as 90 mins passed me by
How can a team be so shot shy
Time for Zat to say bye bye
And go and buy myself a black tie
Sort it out […]

I went to the reebok today to see my beloved team
And I ended up listening to a live Radio stream
Cos I went with a season ticket in order to upgrade
But I was short of the tariff which left me dismayed.

The […]

We shall never forget that January night
When Bolton fans turned Anfield white
A display by our team that tore Liverpool apart
The memories that still pull the strings of my heart

David Lee precise with his […]

We’d a terrible time last year when Coyle was in charge
He took us down a league
He talked a good game and his ego was large
But his players were unfit with fatigue

We thought he’d get sacked but the chairman per […]

Sixty two quid, are you serious or having a laugh?
I aint paying that on no one’s behalf
The working class fans cannot take anymore
My bank’s on the high street and not offshore
Well done City fans for sending […]

Deluded Dug is the new man in charge
And is as stubborn as a mule
His team selections baffle
And he`s a complete utter fool
He waits until the team’s behind
Before he makes a change
And then he springs a right […]

What`s right and wrong in these political correct times
I`ve been visited by police for writing football rhymes
Bolton Wanderers had reported me over something that I`d said
Seems freedom of expression now is well […]

When two strange looking visitors came knocking at my door
I noticed they were in uniform what have they got in store
They said it`s really nothing just a complaint they had received
From Bolton Wanderers football […]

Another sad day another defeat
Even though we kept a clean sheet
Extra time and still no score
England games are such a bore
Our passing is terrible we give the ball away
Even our superstar Rooney was poor on the […]

He don’t know what he’s doing he hasn’t got a clue
He maybe Mr Bolton and a wanderer through and through
His team selection baffles and leaves us all in doubt
We see the same old rubbish week in week out

As you […]