• The chairman’s appointments
    We’d a terrible time last year when Coyle was in charge He took us down a league He talked a good game and his ego was large But his players were unfit with fatigue We thought he’d get sacked but the chairman persisted And gave him much longer than thought Despite giving him stick and […]
  • Sixty two quid
    Sixty two quid, are you serious or having a laugh? I aint paying that on no one’s behalf The working class fans cannot take anymore My bank’s on the high street and not offshore Well done City fans for sending them back With your transport down and an overpriced snack Arsenal believe we have money […]
  • Deluded Dug (Freedman)
    Deluded Dug is the new man in charge And is as stubborn as a mule His team selections baffle And he`s a complete utter fool He waits until the team’s behind Before he makes a change And then he springs a right surprise Which fans find rather strange But Deluded Dug is in a learning […]
  • Political correct poetry
    What`s right and wrong in these political correct times I`ve been visited by police for writing football rhymes Bolton Wanderers had reported me over something that I`d said Seems freedom of expression now is well and truly dead I answered my front door it was early Friday morning Police said they had a complaint and […]
  • My Football club’s a joke
    When two strange looking visitors came knocking at my door I noticed they were in uniform what have they got in store They said it`s really nothing just a complaint they had received From Bolton Wanderers football club who apparently are aggrieved My memory was working overtime I tried so hard to think Of whom […]