Nick Fleischmann
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Nick Fleischmann became a registered member 7 years, 8 months ago
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 16 years, 2 months ago
The appointment of wee Denis Wise
Has taken the Toon by surprise
To have him as sidekick ain’t sound
It should be the other way roundThough Keegan’s enthronement was stirring
It set the sports rumour-mill […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 16 years, 5 months ago
They say being England manager
Can seriously damage yer
But Curbs is in the reckoning
The hot seat it’s a-beckoningIt’s bye-bye to McLaren
His legacy is barren
And ringing in the new
We have to name a fewBut I […]
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 1 month ago
Big Dunc
Big DuncEvery mornning at the club, you could see him arrive.
He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.
Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn’t give no lip to Big […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 2 months ago
Whenever I log on it’s fine
To switch hats to FoggontheTyne
Instead of emitting a curse
I just let off steam with bad verseThe cause of my trouble is clear
And I’m going to set it out here
A bad case of faith […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 3 months ago
The Prem is ManUfactured
The Football League is fractured
A terrible decision
To split the four divisionsThe Hillsborough occurrence
Lamented with abhorrence
Was everyone’s excuse
To let the wolfpack l […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 12 months ago
agents got the players nobbled
an the money’s being gobbled
fans are paying froo the nose
but that’s just ow it goespeople aint got no respect
for a game they all neglect
an the papers they all bore us […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 6 months ago
The squirrel is eating a conker
The season is hitting its stride
Here’s hoping it turns out a stonker
As Autumn gives way to YuletideBut I’ve got a nasty suspicion
We’re not going anywhere fast
While Souness is […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 7 months ago
March 65
It was great to be alive
Going for promotion
And showing our devotionTerraces and stands
A mass of waving hands
And faces oh so smiley
To see the great Jim IleyWeaving round and past
Opponents all […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 8 months ago
They say that Michael Owen
Is raking all the dough in
But now he’s at the Toon
Our orbit’s past the MoonHe’s one hell of a striker
From Denton Burn to Byker
They’re getting on the shirt
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 2 months ago
50,000 plus turned out
Kevin John and Steven
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even
Brightly shone the Toon that night
Though the frost was cruel
When Mourinho came in sight
With his squad so […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 2 months ago
Remember a day when you got out of bed
It was City at home not a thought in your head
Saturday morning it’s bacon and toast
Meet at the station and gan down the coastEmpty compartment hey let’s kick the […]
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 4 months ago
The kegs have been cleared from the concourse
In the East Stand beneath Bramall Lane
Without doubt the season is on course
Though Warnock’s a bit of a painNow everything’s eerily quiet
The booths are all […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 4 months ago
On March the first which is St David’s Day
I logged on waccoe for to have my say
To find the measure of collective fun
11 thousand and eleventy oneThat’s all the fascinating topics posted
On waccoe where this […] -
FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 4 months ago
c’est la vie
mon ami
c’est pi-pi
but you seeit’s the press
causing stress
you’re fair game
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 8 months ago
The Gelderd mob endured severe frustration
In suffering a recent relegation
Though now the pressure’s off Leeds fans are happier
The problem is the fixture list’s much crappierSo kicking off at home to Der […]
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 19 years, 11 months ago
Beyond the hours of boozy going-down riot
There dawned a morn of relegation quiet
With punters taking five to face the day
And get their heads round Div 1, Leeds? No way!The atmosphere in Peter Lorimer’s p […]
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 20 years ago
Leeds heavy 5 goal thrashing by the Gunners
Is up there with the season’s greatest stunners
The benchmark set in concrete by the Arse
Is built on a foundation of true classNo disrespect to Leeds but ’twas an […]
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 20 years, 1 month ago
The Lurpak Stand rose proudly in the rain
As I passed through to Tyneside on the train
Leeds coming game with Fulham sprang to mind
Accompanied by thoughts that weren’t too kindThe Virgin Voyager pulled i […]
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FoggontheTyne published a poem on the site Football Poets 20 years, 2 months ago
Leeds dug deep for a point against the Mancs
But honestly the draw was mainly thanks
To shaky rearguard action without Rio
Which meant United lacked their usual brioWhen little Gary Neville spat his dummy
It […] - Load More
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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23rd April 2024 at 3:59 pm
Hi Crispin,
Yes sorry mate. Villa are still in Europe. Mistake rectified.
Cheers
Joe
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20th April 2024 at 12:04 pm
Hi Joe
Shouldn’t your title read your poem Farewell Europe England to everyone exccept Aston Villa ?
I know you mention them in your poem , but I do feel sorry for Villa re the national press .
Largely ignored. the hype was was all about Man City & Arsenal with a bit of a nod to the Hammers..but hardly a mention of Villa..
So well done to them
C
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19th March 2024 at 8:00 am
Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.
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19th March 2024 at 7:41 am
Hey Kev
Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.
Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..
so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!
Best
C
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29th January 2024 at 10:03 pm
Hi Crispin,
How are you doing mate? Yes, you’re probably right but hey football is all about emotion and passion and I just love writing about the game. I try to keep my poetry to a reasonable length but there’s so much to write about the game and its literature just lends itself naturally to poetry. Sometimes I just get completely carried and I do apologise for the length of my poetry but it’s a great thrill to be associated with Football Poets.
Cheers mate
Joe
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10th January 2024 at 7:52 pm
You’re right of course Joe but…..it’s actually more of a big welcome break for everyone who is not into Premier League ..I’m talking fans of EFL National League and below…..
Btw …is this actually your longest poem ever !?
Best
Crispin
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8th January 2024 at 4:45 pm
Thanks!
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8th January 2024 at 10:42 am
There’s something so evocative and nostalgic for football fans the world over, in ‘revisiting’ old lost grounds.
Occasionally some remnants remain, with perhaps part of a wall or part or a stand or thre shape of a terrace, but often they are only still there in faded images and in our heads..
Great stuff Graham
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4th January 2024 at 10:13 am
A great idea and well executed. Thanks Graham.
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