When the ref blows three times on the whistle
It’s the moment a football match ends.
Except when you’re playing Man United.
When that is the case, it depends.
If injury time isn’t sufficient
(And exten […]
High in the Sky the angler sits
In smug anticipation
No boundaries now hold back his dream
Of global domination
Across the world his lines are cast
And now he lies in wait.
He’s fishing for the human […]
A mate on The Cremorne Estate*
Confronted by, “Dad I’ve decided I’m gay”
Replied, “Well son that’s a bleating relief
To yer dear old muvver an me,
But son, wiv stuff like this in the future,
Could you like, […]
All we’re going to hear today
Is ‘fifty years of hurt’
But you won’t know what ‘V.D. Night’ is
That’s a total cert!
We fought them over the checkouts
We campaigned on the streets
Of all the things I’ve done […]