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Kevin Raymond

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    kevin raymond published a poem on the site Football Poets 1 month ago

    Watching MotD last night
    (One minus Lineker, so a bit of alright)
    It suddenly struck during viewing
    This managerial lark is a shoo in
    If one is subtle, and one’s timing is right?

    Forget die ausreden b […]

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    Like some lumberjack hipster
    From London’s gentrified East-end
    He entered the fray from the bench
    Stuck a swift deuce away
    Straight up saved the day
    Cynics amongst us enthused,
    (Me included to boot)
    Bout r […]

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    In a pub – I occasionally frequent – t’other night
    No sooner had I stepped inside
    I heard – two usually charming – blue-rinses
    Having imbibed three or four Guinness’s
    Being told by the land-lord,
    “Any more […]

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    T’was a sad day yesterday
    Bidding au revior to Ray
    A youngster when as captain of our team
    His maturity, finesse,
    Showed it wasn’t just the older heads
    Knew how to encourage, listen, cajole, scream.

    I’m […]

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    Sat watching a match
    In the club, over drinks, with the chaps
    I listened avidly to what they had to say…
    About a blinding new sport
    Currently the talk
    Of every couch potato, lives round our way.

    Judging b […]

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    kevin raymond published a poem on the site Football Poets 2 months ago

    Meandering out when the whistle had blown
    Shaking our heads we’re amazed
    Couldn’t Adam n Eve we played so bad at home
    Awful, a bleatin disgrace.

    Throats sorely taut from the shouting
    Of verbally trying to […]

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    Along leafy lanes in The Vale of Kent
    A pal of mine careering went
    Racing in his van against the clock
    His mind on ten to three
    Where his sacred, ‘Lions’ trod the green
    Dominant, as he came screeching to a s […]

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    Schmoozing in our local pub*
    The talk got around to Donald Trump,
    “How’d them Americans elect him, blokes a pain”?

    “Well the only alternative was Clinton”
    “What, her runs them card-shops, yeah I’ve seen “ […]

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    I stared in disbelief at the T.V
    It seems we’re bringing back David Luiz
    The people at Paris St Germain,
    Taking our call, must have thought us totally insane?
    and I have to say…I wholeheartedly agree!

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    By the time, the twenty two well honed,
    Machine toned, part owned poseurs
    Ran out on the green baize on Saturday afternoon
    Out here in sunny South West Six.

    We, who eagerly made the short journey,
    From […]

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    I see Terry Henry has been handed a gig
    Assisting what is name, you know Martinez?
    But Belgium aren’t renowned for playing hand-ball
    As far as I can recall?
    Though I’ve heard as a handy-man Terry Henry’s the […]

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    When Conte dived in to the crowd
    and that sort of thing’s allowed
    In a London derby, when yer team has gone one up
    I thought…he’s gone stark raving nuts
    But at least it shows he’s one of us
    Who – when a […]

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    I felt as if I’d been totally conned
    When he strode on to settle his bet with aplomb
    I mean what kind of Match of The Day presenter
    Wears a pair of football shorts monogrammed…Leicester
    (for five minutes, […]

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    At last the new season is here
    When us punters are looking to cheer
    All them overpriced signings
    What cost more than we’ll earn in a lifetime
    Mind you we’re guaranteed a bit of a giggle later this […]

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    Paul Pogba at eighty nine mill
    We’re assured is an absolute steal
    Though a certain red faced Govan knight
    Who had the foresight, to bid him bye bye
    Will be gutted he sold him for zilch!

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    Kevin Raymond‘s profile was updated 1 year, 9 months ago

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    Pogba at eighty nine mill
    We’re assured is an absolute steal
    Though a red faced Govan knight
    Who had the foresight to bid him bye bye
    Will be gutted he sold him for zilch!

    Peace.

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    Kevin Raymond became a registered member 1 year, 9 months ago

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    We’ve taken down the wall charts
    Crates of empties fill the hall
    Though pretty soon a new seasons starts
    With Match of the Day, OMG gasps,
    Even admiring remarks?
    For… a Gary Lineker trying to be serious in […]

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    Popped in to Iceland this after
    For crisps and a deal on some lager
    Well talk about about taking the Michael
    Coz there on a massive poster inside
    Set in big bold black type,…
    Was, “England Shirts…Two for One […]

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