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Kevin Raymond

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    Captain hollered, “Kev!
    Fella’s hurted his leg*
    Need you to take his place, and go in goal”?
    Pulling on the goalies top,
    A hurried sign of the cross
    I ran out with the chaps to face our foe.

    Battered, […]

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    kevin raymond published a poem on the site Football Poets 1 week ago

    Corner kick in his mind
    Eyeballs the monitor behind
    Before racing back on to the field…
    Vlad appears on the miniature screen
    Snarling, broody like, mean,
    “Right sunbeam this here’s the deal…

    Your […]

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    kevin raymond published a poem on the site Football Poets 1 week ago

    VAR
    Robs HVR
    Outplayed France win The World Cup
    I louldly explete…”Griezmann! You no-good…….cheat”
    At his theatrics performed for the first
    Les Bleus second is worse
    Even with VAR, a VAR*
    Still […]

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    Belgium’s best side for ages land third place
    “It’s Coming Home”, Ingerland a creditable fourth
    ITV – for me – hands down land the punditry crown
    For the match of the tournament thus far…I’d say
    …Keano […]

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    A sallow, inflatable prez
    May (sic) think he’s some sort of a ledge
    During a presidential visit to Trumpton this week
    But he don’t come across
    Like the sharp bit of M an S cloth, whose simply been boss
    In […]

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    The best kept secret in football is finally out
    A situation bordering on West London farce
    See’s Antonio Conte’s future no longer in doubt
    He’s tin tacked and given his cards.

    Last season, at times seemed a […]

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    Tis a hard one to swallow I know
    Though the after match manners
    Of three wannabe OTT managers
    In the ITV studio, helped soften the blow.

    So…we’re out, beaten, dusted an done
    But…all down to the […]

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    A sharp street-wise kid
    Shows The World he’s the biz
    Belgium flatter, deceive, then fade out
    Though a set piece wins a close game
    Kyllian Mbappe’s the name
    Mesmerized French fans are raving […]

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    About a football team that went astray
    and though the news was far from sad
    I screamed…out, YES! YES! Jumping for joy
    Absolutely stark raving ape
    The quare one next door think’s I’m maaaaaaad!
    So what…The […]

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    Two current generations
    Of European football sensations
    Will have us drooling in St Petersburg – I’m hoping – today
    So…who’ll come out on top
    Of this immensely talented, formidable crop
    Aspiring to hold […]

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    kevin raymond published a poem on the site Football Poets 2 weeks ago

    Tis so cool to be there, still in with a shout
    Having real pride, a sense of belief
    Enviously watching some other crowd,
    Going totally ape on a victorious street,
    All too often…feels like a right kick in […]

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    Lets not kid ourselves here…
    For the sake of on-going diplomatic relations
    Croatia for us…are a far safer draw
    The thought of playing Vlad’s Lads
    In a semi midst a rammed Moscow stadium
    Carried serious […]

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    On the banks of The Thames
    To the tune of a bright summers day
    I’ve sluggishly just woken up
    Sweeping the cobwebs away
    A mind-blowing thought engages my brain,
    Two games to play…
    There’s more than a […]

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    Lives on the balcony below
    Likes a bet – steamed in heavily on Brazil
    Screams eminating from her flat
    When them Brazilians pulled one back
    Akin to a baboon riding a pneumatic drill.

    ‘Tweren’t till […]

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    Came from Marks and Sparks
    Sure cuts a dash…on a sharp dressed bloke
    Racing cross the park.

    He’s raised the nations hopes again
    Restored a bit of pride
    Mash them Swedes in Saturday’s game…?
    We’ll sing […]

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    Cheering on the national team
    Tis rare you’ll see him dream
    Of what might have, could have been?
    Fortune up a bulbous nose – into a claret stream.

    Only see him now occasionally
    A comic/lauded icon in our […]

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    Televised…rabid rants, sick head-butts
    Sly assaults, nigh on GBH
    Peckermans menagerie dejar The World Cup stage
    Ingerland’s mighty lion cubs
    Roar in to the next act… of a quarter final […]

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    Ney Ma’s histrionics
    Kamikaze Japanese
    Bickering T.V pundits
    Magnifique Belgie.

    Pale by comparison in to the back-ground
    When news breaks on T.V
    The Wild Boar Football Team are found
    Alive and well, after […]

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    kevin raymond published a poem on the site Football Poets 3 weeks ago

    Spain v Russia.

    I’m backing The (former) USSR(sic)
    In the shoot-out
    Buenas Noches Espana.
    **************************

    Denmark v Croatia

    A lottery
    Morphed into refereed psychology
    Denmark succumb to […]

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    France v Argentina

    Mbappe sur une Kyllian spree
    Inspires Les Bleus pour gagner 4-3
    (Thought I’d chance me arm, at a bit of the old Francais)
    T’was a tres magnifique sight to watch
    Till I screamed selfishly, […]

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