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Kevin Raymond

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    Schmoozing in our local pub*
    The talk got around to Donald Trump,
    “How’d them Americans elect him, blokes a pain”?

    “Well the only alternative was Clinton”
    “What, her runs them card-shops, yeah I’ve seen “ […]

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    I stared in disbelief at the T.V
    It seems we’re bringing back David Luiz
    The people at Paris St Germain,
    Taking our call, must have thought us totally insane?
    and I have to say…I wholeheartedly agree!

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    By the time, the twenty two well honed,
    Machine toned, part owned poseurs
    Ran out on the green baize on Saturday afternoon
    Out here in sunny South West Six.

    We, who eagerly made the short journey,
    From […]

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    I see Terry Henry has been handed a gig
    Assisting what is name, you know Martinez?
    But Belgium aren’t renowned for playing hand-ball
    As far as I can recall?
    Though I’ve heard as a handy-man Terry Henry’s the […]

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    When Conte dived in to the crowd
    and that sort of thing’s allowed
    In a London derby, when yer team has gone one up
    I thought…he’s gone stark raving nuts
    But at least it shows he’s one of us
    Who – when a […]

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    I felt as if I’d been totally conned
    When he strode on to settle his bet with aplomb
    I mean what kind of Match of The Day presenter
    Wears a pair of football shorts monogrammed…Leicester
    (for five minutes, […]

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    At last the new season is here
    When us punters are looking to cheer
    All them overpriced signings
    What cost more than we’ll earn in a lifetime
    Mind you we’re guaranteed a bit of a giggle later this […]

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    Paul Pogba at eighty nine mill
    We’re assured is an absolute steal
    Though a certain red faced Govan knight
    Who had the foresight, to bid him bye bye
    Will be gutted he sold him for zilch!

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    Pogba at eighty nine mill
    We’re assured is an absolute steal
    Though a red faced Govan knight
    Who had the foresight to bid him bye bye
    Will be gutted he sold him for zilch!

    Peace.

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    We’ve taken down the wall charts
    Crates of empties fill the hall
    Though pretty soon a new seasons starts
    With Match of the Day, OMG gasps,
    Even admiring remarks?
    For… a Gary Lineker trying to be serious in […]

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    Popped in to Iceland this after
    For crisps and a deal on some lager
    Well talk about about taking the Michael
    Coz there on a massive poster inside
    Set in big bold black type,…
    Was, “England Shirts…Two for One […]

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    No team can defend
    Like Italy defend
    But…then again
    No team takes pens
    (Like ’em’ or loathe ’em’)
    Like the Germans take pens
    Which was shown at the end
    As they progress once again
    Toward the semi-final stages of […]

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    I often look at Ron, and think to myself…
    During those tantrums on the pitch
    You know…when he’s stamping his feet like an angry elf
    In a histrionic fit.

    After shouting at the telly I then calm down again […]

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    Pascal of the gendarmes was down in the dumps
    His colleagues had tumbled your man had the hump
    “Pascal whats with the face, it’s only Iceland have faith”
    “Iceland who are they? They’ll be no Irish fans at the […]

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    The England side,
    Have finally arrived
    Having gone out to Iceland last evening
    Will go out to Lidl for a dinner time meeting
    Then out to an Aldi later on tonight.

    The England team, I’ve heard from a mate,
    Are […]

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    Resolute Albania gave the hosts a real scare
    and of the French? A tad I’d say unprepared
    While the awkward and pondering Pogba
    When he eventually came on
    Spent most of his game time on his derriere.

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    When you’re up in the stands
    Your head in your hands
    and three points have morphed in to one
    You can’t even bear to look up
    As publicly cursing your luck
    Might turn the one you hold now in to none.

    When their las […]

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    Gently squeezing her hand at “The Ballet”
    She looked at her Lover and sighed
    Then he nipped out for ices during the break
    Where he seemed to be gone for a while.

    That Pyotr Ilyich, she thought to her self,
    Was a […]

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