Football Poets

Pseudo Welsh tenner lives next door
Let out one almighty guttural roar
As their stoppage time sublimer crossed the line,
“Gareth is an absolute Colossus”, he screamed aloud,
“Tom, Cery’s, Charlotte, and The M […]

As Locatelli zoomed his second home
To a rapturous Stadio Olimpico, in Rome
I leapt up and screamed aloud at the T.V?,
“Strewth! I’ve just witnessed reincarnation
A nation’s unadulterated iconic j […]

Word on the street, in downtown Munich, via twitter…
Has Ron taking his Portuguese team manager to task…
“Do me a favour boss, are you bleating having a laugh?
If you think I’ll turn my back on Toni (Jaws) […]

One hundred and six, not out
At a Ronaldo party in full swing
Proving to fans beyond all doubt…
He’s the real thing.

Perhaps a bit of good advice Ron?
For a wanna be iconic son or daughter?
“Eat, sle […]

Le Blues, off to a flyer
Could prove difficult to beat?
Even the added bite of Rudiger,
Fails the toothless Germans, in defeat

If there’s any genuine justice in our game?
For trying to bite (nibble?) […]

A sterling performance
Scenes of afternoon delight
Southgate’s outfit portray a suave slick , sartorial elegance,
A bunch a deft dapper dandies, and…not a waistcoat in sight.

Number one in The World, Belgium
Putin in a workmanlike shift
To out mussel a dire Russian eleven
Martinez, realizes a problem exists…
“We need to talk about Kevin?”

Onward Christian soldiers
Anything else…means sweet F.A.

Spherical purrs on to the pitch
In a liveried V.W jam-jar
Italia gracefully slip through the gears
Turkey found wanting
Over-heat in a catastrophic defeat
Requiring road-side assistance, me fears?

All week, I committed the cardinal sin
In predicting before-hand, we would win
Yorkshire tea-leaves read, said the odd goal in three?
Still as they say, que sera, sera, (what will be, will be)
A one-nil […]

Hakim strokes one in the net
Game on, we’re in control
Marcos/Callum, via a subtle duet?
Ensure Etihad party games on hold.

Pep ain’t best pleased, let’s be fair
T’was a nailed-on pen, I have to say
Wh […]

70% of our world is covered in aqua
As any well-read scholar knows?
The remainder? By N’Golo Kante, snapping at ya
The moment that first whistle blows!

Sticking it to a fading giant bereft a fight
On a rain-swept Stamford Bridge last night
The home side come to realize their class
Revenge is sweet, so the saying goes,
On a former custodian, once kept […]

The tea-leafing young git
Tried to half-inch our convent school’s kit
In The L.C.C dressing room prior to the game
Stood (like us) in absolute stiches of mirth
As a park keeper sniffed a well-seasoned shirt […]

Leaning down to gather up the sphere
By hordes of baying Blues assembled near
I wonder what Henry, the French ace thought of us?
Poised to take a corner kick
He stood confused at accurately being hit,
By a […]

Knew this fella, knew a fella
Old lags in The Boob together
For a little bit a TDA, while absolutely stocious drunk?
Every Saturday after-noon, in their cell
They joshed each other merry hell
Tuned in to […]

Taking in a thrilling match
On a sofa rallying the chaps
Is proper thirsty work most fans agree.

To wet one’s whistle, soldier on
Is a task not to be frowned upon?
This here’s a little interval tip from me… […]

Our…TT’s simply magnifique
Grasped the reins from Frank
Could have had it large at PSG?
But…they ain’t worth a franc
Another Wemberly tie awaits CFC
Implanted in our DNA
What a blinding sight, on a balmy n […]

Touching seventy, wizened, livid as sin
Nicotine dentures, knotted scarf, curlers in
By the time, a breath-gasping interval came
Down,”The Lane”, midst an exasperating game
She’d hordes a South West L […]

Talisman Kane,
Yes, him yet again
Steers Ingerland one nil in front
To a cacophony of moaning n groans,
We cringe as a napping John Stones
Leaves us pole-axed to be perfectly blunt
The Three Lions […]