• Let Football Take The Stage…*
    Nutmeg the dead, and those unpaid, The haram LGBTQ community Our Sweet F.A. will applaud or look away Assuring that twit Gary (Wonder what he’ll have to say?) Our game promotes gender equality. Qatar, are actually hiring football fans To fill their blood-stained stadia stands All ex’s paid, sixty sov’s a day to spend on […]
  • 1-2-3…Mahsa Amini. Mahsa Amini. Mahsa Amini.
    The World Cup in Qatar, due to begin Will showcase teary-eyed partisan human beings Singing national anthems loud n proud in unity. Only this time, dubious sport, can/will take second place The World having witnessed a televised live outrage… Following a state sponsored murder in Iran…Mahsa Amini. Come on football fans, say her name again…Mahsa Amini […]
  • Bad Day Down By The Beach.
    Kleen-sheet keeper Kepa Breeched three times Down near Brighton Beach. Dumped on by The Sea-Gulls All at sea defensively Three points…drift out o’ reach. “Oi ref! Change goalie?”, makes no difference Aft conceding four Trudge back towards The Smoke. To a flock o’ sea-gulls, bawling overhead, “Getting Sacked in The Morning Haw-haw-haw”, a poke at […]
  • Post-Match Interview…Salzburg. Austria.
    “T’was a fabulous left-footer Mateo…l have to say… Streaking forward, to score a goal, fit to win any game Though I barely recognised you…fully clothed after Saturday”, T’was a flash o’ pure brilliance…excuse the buns…just the same!”. Peace.
  • “Cor…He’s Proper Fit”.
    Hordes o’ screaming travelling Manc’s Agog, up in The Gods stood giving thanks When that last gasp header crept in on full-time Appeared mysteriously dumb-struck At a partner, girl-friend, wife, sister, mum, or chuck Ogling a blue Adonis, as he crossed the half-way line. West Londoners going absolutely ape At the cruel hand dealt them […]