We’re absolutely over the moon here in West London As the new season gets ready to roll T’aint the millions splashed on returning prodigal son Or the epiphany of our geezer in goal. Nah, it’s waking up to a breath-taking Saturday Bathed in bright sunshine, hint o’ a breeze in the trees and a round […]

I speak not as a fan of a quote, fashionable club But as a long-suffering fan of a debateable game? Suffice to say I’m not sat quaffing pints in a pub Or, as far as I’m aware, teetering on going insane? Yes, I’m as sane as the man in the next seat on this Question […]

John-Joe sparked a smoke Cracked a snarky topical joke Bout Billy Bunter o’ The Arsenal, used play for us, “As for Over-Eden Hazard at Madrid? Injured? Who’s that Belgian trying a kid? Quaffing mayoed pomme-frites, bier and molluscs?”, Chipping his half-smoked cancer stick J-J unwraps a steaming pack a haddock, roe n chips Six pennyworth […]

Outside Soho’s Bar Italia… As I passed by there, yesterday I’m sure I heard a suave barista say… (Pray, excuse my Italian by the way), “Calcio sta tornando a casa* Problema per l’inglese? E casa e Roma”.

Aim dog’s abuse at; the manager, Spineless members of the team, The slick suave svelte, Forza Italia Destroyed a united nation’s dream. Try n ignore those rabid Billy Bunters Embarrass our beloved country on T.V National anthems, jeered in front of us, Those who choose to take the knee. Come the harsh dawn of reality […]