I’ve got on my lucky underpants
The pizza’s on its way.
The kick off will be in ten minutes,
If there is no delay.
My Mobile is on Silent
And I’ve turned off our phone,
There’ll be no interruptions
I’m totally i […]
From East Kilbride,
Supported the Accies
And he always tried
To see them at Douglas Park
But they are no more
To be found at this ground,
Since nineteen ninety-four.
A Monkey in Glenview, *
Whilst eating Irish Stew,
Said, ‘I think I’ll play Subbuteo today.
Although playing by one’s self
Is bad for one’s Health
“For 2 or more” the instructions clearly say.
So when I’ve finish […]
What would my life have been like,
If I’d never met you?
I’d have no one to rub my head
When I think I have the Man-Flu
I really can’t imagine,
I haven’t got a clue
But at least my Lilywhite Tottenham Hotspur […]
Eric the short sighted goalkeeper
Is the best keeper we’ve got.
He may concede many goals,
But he also saves a lot.
As long as he remembers
To wear his seeing aids,
That’s right without his glasses
The chance of […]
11 poets take on the world
Managed by Roger McGough
They send out a challenge to other poets
Have a go if you’re Bard enough.
John Hegley is between the posts
A wordsmith who is hard to beat
The trouble is his n […]
The England Team’s a Funny team they play in Red or white.
They’re full of Skill and top players depending on the night.
They’re the bafflement of England Fans as they don’t seem to care,
When it comes to Euro200 […]