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Paul Tubb

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    I dreamt I won the World Cup,
    For the England team.
    I didn’t need ten other men,
    It was just me, in my dream.

    I showed eleven Brazilians
    how the game should be played.
    I scored three and they scored o […]

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    I’ve got on my lucky underpants
    The pizza’s on its way.
    The kick off will be in ten minutes,
    If there is no delay.
    My Mobile is on Silent
    And I’ve turned off our phone,
    There’ll be no interruptions
    I’m totally i […]

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    Archibald Anderson,
    From East Kilbride,
    Supported the Accies
    And he always tried
    To see them at Douglas Park
    But they are no more
    To be found at this ground,
    Since nineteen ninety-four.
    Hamilton Academicals,
    They […]

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    A Monkey in Glenview, *
    Whilst eating Irish Stew,
    Said, ‘I think I’ll play Subbuteo today.
    Although playing by one’s self
    Is bad for one’s Health
    “For 2 or more” the instructions clearly say.
    So when I’ve finish […]

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    Paul H Tubb published a poem on the site Football Poets 8 years ago

    “That’s ninety minutes
    I’ll never get back again”
    I said, angrily.

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    They think it’s all over, they’re on the pitch
    But I am not really sure,
    Why that is, as a games 90 minutes,
    And we’ve only been playing 24.

    ‘Get off the Pitch, Get off the Pitch.’
    Was shouted but too no avail. […]

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    What would my life have been like,
    If I’d never met you?
    I’d have no one to rub my head
    When I think I have the Man-Flu
    I really can’t imagine,
    I haven’t got a clue
    But at least my Lilywhite Tottenham Hotspur […]

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    Oh I can’t Believe it,
    I really feel quite ill.
    The Score was Parking Lot one
    And Poor Paradise Nil.

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    Eric the short sighted goalkeeper
    Is the best keeper we’ve got.
    He may concede many goals,
    But he also saves a lot.
    As long as he remembers
    To wear his seeing aids,
    That’s right without his glasses
    The chance of […]

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    11 poets take on the world
    Managed by Roger McGough
    They send out a challenge to other poets
    Have a go if you’re Bard enough.
    John Hegley is between the posts
    A wordsmith who is hard to beat
    The trouble is his n […]

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    The England Team’s a Funny team they play in Red or white.
    They’re full of Skill and top players depending on the night.
    They’re the bafflement of England Fans as they don’t seem to care,
    When it comes to Euro200 […]

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    There once was a man called John Terry
    Who cried as he really was very
    sad at the defeat
    but when England get beat
    He seems quite exceptionally merry.

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    Pretty Much Over
    When The Carling Cup was won
    Unfortunately.

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    A footballer called Marty Calf
    Said, ‘Bet you’d like my Autograph.’
    When I said, ‘no’
    Ballistic he did go
    And said, ‘Are you having a laugh?’

    ‘You should be my devotee,
    An autograph you should want from me
    I’ […]

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    Watching your team lose in the pouring rain,
    An offside decision you just can’t explain.
    Walking home, upset, from White Hart Lane.
    This is Football to me.

    Dodgy food that is served at half-time.
    Creating a m […]

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    Why can’t I wax lyrical about the Carling Cup?
    I try to write a verse but eventually give up.
    The performance was poetic and the victory was sweet,
    Inspiration should come to me but a poem I can’t complete.
    As a w […]

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