I won’t be watching the World Cup this year, Because, Well it’s obvious.

There was a footballer called, Stu Who longed to play Left-Back for Crewe. So imagine his chagrin the only offer there’s been is playing up front for Man U.

I dreamt I won the World Cup, For the England team. I didn’t need ten other men, It was just me, in my dream. I showed eleven Brazilians how the game should be played. I scored three and they scored one, and history was made. My name was all over the papers And all over […]

I’ve got on my lucky underpants The pizza’s on its way. The kick off will be in ten minutes, If there is no delay. My Mobile is on Silent And I’ve turned off our phone, There’ll be no interruptions I’m totally in the Zone. As England are playing Italy and Their Campaign does begin For […]

Archibald Anderson, From East Kilbride, Supported the Accies And he always tried To see them at Douglas Park But they are no more To be found at this ground, Since nineteen ninety-four. Hamilton Academicals, They now do play, At New Douglas Park, About a mile away. So every time Archibald Travels to the ground, He […]