• End of the line for Harrogate Railway
    It’s the end of the line for Harrogate Railway, The train’s come off the track. They lost out in a Holy Grail way, Now there’s no way back. But the sturdy coach Took the right approach With no passengers on board, It’s the end of the line for Harrogate Railway, But fame’s their just reward. […]
  • He shoved you
    He shoved you, yeah, yeah, yeah, He shoved you, yeah, yeah, yeah, He shoved you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you got a shove? Well I’ve just seen the replay. He used an iron glove And he shoved you out the way. I say he shoved you – and it looks extremely bad Yes […]
  • Three and in
    When we’re playing three and in, Sometimes I don’t want to win, Cos that means I’ve to go in goal Which I do not find very droll. I always play the way I choose, And so I sometimes try to lose, Honest, that’s what I explain When I am roundly trounced again.
  • Norwegian Wood
    I Once hit the post Or should I say, It once hit me. It Felt very hard And it drew blood Norwegian wood. They asked me to count all the fingers they held to my face I thought “three hundred” but add ten more just in case. And When I awoke I was in bed […]
  • Stan
    ‘E scored an ‘atrick in’t FA Cup, In’t Final of ’53. From 3-1 down t’4-3 up, T’Pool went on a spree. T’Matthews Final, it were called, Though Stan scored three of four. Some soccer pundits were appalled That name went down in lore. In 91, t’news was stark, Stan Mortensen were dead. One wag was […]