You chopped me down, The crowd went wild You stretched your arms Out like a child. Your big black eyes Evinced surprise. I saw you smirk And I was riled. It made me sick The way you kicked me. You were feeling thick And so you picked me. You chopped me down Without a thought, […]

Eleven summers have flown by Since these events that I relate, And thus its open to debate If I can trust my inner eye. Shels were blessed by circumstance. Bold Shero’s wonder goal had put The Redsmen back on equal foot And given us a second chance. So Pat’s and Shels locked horns again Beneath […]

The Klingons launched a deadly raid From eighty light years hence. Brave Earthmen faced them, unafraid, Their faces grim and tense. The missiles zapped out back and forth, Explosions flashed through space. From west to east, from south to north, There died the human race. The Klingons stared long at the void Where once the […]

I gave you years of selfless love. You gave me years of pain. My dreams soared upwards like a dove, Then jerked back on your chain. I stood upon your moss-strewn stand Through snow and wind and rain. The barrier frozen to my hand, A numbness in my brain. Each season’s start filled me with […]

I’ve never tried to start a chant. I leave that job to others. That honour I have had to grant To my more thick-skinned brothers. It’s not that I’ve not wanted to. There’s times the team needs lifting, Whene’er the ball’s not running true, Whene’er the flow is shifting. But what if no-one else joined […]