Hey, why don’t we have a reality show? Phone in for the coach of your choice. The popular vote is the right way to go, Let Rasher and Niall have a voice. All the contestants can show us their skills On Playstation games or Nintendo. We’d watch their decisions without any frills Or smearing or […]

If you can stand there strong and tall And help to form a perfect wall And watch him as the ball is placed And twenty paces backwards paced… If you can watch with hands clasped tight, With trembling lips and knuckles white As in he thunders like a train, Determined to inflict great pain… If […]

My friend Stan needs to make a new plan Oh yeah, ah-hah. He tells me he’s been fired and’s no longer required Oh yeah, ah-hah. And from the way you blacked his eye, Oh Eamonn, you’re the reason why, And from the day he walked on by You’ve been gunning for him Really gunning for […]

I’ve suffered thirst And feared the worst When crossing the Sahara. I’ve felt the knocks Of jagged rocks Above in Connemara. The Arctic wind Left nose ends skinned And sneezing wasn’t easy, While insect bites Knocked out my lights, Descending the Zambesi. In Kazakhstan I fought a man Who left me bowed and bloodied While […]

And so the Drogs are now top dogs, The also-rans no longer. They started strong and ploughed along And finished even stronger. With games to spare, ‘twas clear that there Was no team that could match them. Our hard-won crown has been passed down, Now nobody can catch them. I reminisce, and greatly miss Those […]