A June Welcome ……
Before I welcome the poets new to us this month, a quick note in case you missed it :
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A warm welcome to all the new poets who joined us in the month of June 2005.
In time honoured chronological order, they are as follows …..
Andy Alcock
Bruce Williams
Casey Milton
Richard Spence
Andy Steenson
Shaun Maddy
Kayleigh & Mark Johnson
Pearl Sutch
Arnold Coleman
Chantal Taylor
Madeeha Ahmed
From the West Ham United Learning Zone, we welcome :
Suhaib Ahmed
Stacey Gardener
Deep Haria
Sundas Malik
Harridaran Muruhathas
Jagraj Grewal
Nicole Chenice Maynard
Jake Wormsley
From the Westminster Cathedral Primary School, in Pimlico, we welcome :
Rachel Fardon
Nadine Charlemagne
Jack Ferrin
Roye Etin uSanga
Michael Costa
James Wittich
Jack Donahue
And we welcome all the pupils from St Mary of the Angels, Bayswater.
Both St Mary’s and Westminster schools participated in a workshop with Crispin Thomas.
This month, I’d like to reproduce the following selection of new poets :
PS2 Football Hero
Keep your muddy pitches mate
It’s on the screen the place to be
Pixels bring me perfect form
PS2 a virtual reality
No more jumpers down for goalposts
Analogue the strategy
Kids they dont want grass to play on
Sell the fields of dreams today
LMA will teach them lessons
Not the silky skills of bloodied knees
Tackles they’re confined to memory
Concrete turf that’s history.
© Casey Milton
Conspiracy theory
you’ve all heard of that magic bullet?
that one day down in Dallas was shot,
well i think its still ricocheting,
round Hillsborough, as likely as not,
cos misfortune rules large in this valley,
bad luck seems to nag one and all,
and hoping for Wednesday to Rally,
is like hobnailing fog to a wall.
So i reckon it’s all done and dusted,
and fate has its say in the end,
no matter how loud, scream the kops heaving crowd,
on us it will never depend
for the muses of footballing futures,
are weaving their webs as i rhyme
they snigger up sleeves as their wry fingers weave,
losing goals scored in injury time
So i hope against hope in close season,
and i’ll hope as i get on the bus,
that for whatever capricious reason.
we’ll play someone as unlucky as us
© Andy Steenson
Andy : ‘like hobnailing fog to a wall’ : absolutely brilliant!
The REAL Questions of Sport
Think: what are the answers
to the hardest questions that could possibly be ?
Like, would England have won the World Cup
if Banks had passed up that beer for a nice cup of tea ?
And that if only it had been Osgood
And not Astle that was put out there by Ramsey?
Would City have won the title back in ’72
If Marsh had stayed on the bench, and they’d stuck with Summerbee ?
Would it have been sir Colin Bell
If Martin Buchan hadn’t clattered into his knee ?
And how far would George Best have gone
if he’d been chronically incapable of ingesting alcohol ?
Would Gazza be England’s best ever
If he hadn’t been such a silly beggar ?
And Q.P.R. the first London team to lift the European Cup
If, against Norwich at home, they hadn’t slipped up ?
Alas and woe: we can never ever know
the true questions of sport.
© Arnold Coleman
The Boro don’t do dishcloth grey
The Boro play football like the weather
Not ours of course – they don’t do dishcloth grey
But tropical, eleven red and whites that kiss the leather
Like the sun, into evening’s goal, or they go dry
Super Sirocco hot and mean
Together they kiss the sky
Downing’s cross, the feather flick of lightning
In before you saw it
Schwarzer like the moon
A giant tether of tides
Opponent’s clouds come and go
but Mendi’s foot still a Michaelangelo
© Chantal Taylor
I did this a few year’s ago when we had Juninho, Emmerson and Rav and subbed their names for the new boys
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19th November 2023 at 1:45 pm
Thanks Gacina, glad you liked it, and I have just posted a new one about our points deduction…
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7th November 2023 at 6:34 pm
Today B.B.C post on F.B was titled:Premier League reduced to 18 clubs? I really think it may be interesting to see if this would be Everton’s nightmare and this poem is well suited for this concern.If there would be more difficult battle to stay if there were 18 teams.Great poem and somehow true.
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6th November 2023 at 4:43 pm
Ashington FC have launched a £50,000 Crowdfunder appeal to meet the increased costs of winning promotion last season, to pay for urgent stadium improvements, travel costs and equipment
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31st October 2023 at 4:26 pm
‘Three Teams Worse Than Us’ from our Toffee friend Denys in Italy, also sums up how FGR fans currently feel. Yes, in our case, with two going down to the Conference, it could be entitled ‘Two Teams Worse Than Us’, but three would make us feel even safer.
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6th October 2023 at 11:49 pm
Enjoy it while you can, although I’m sure Mbappe could well be bound for St James
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2nd October 2023 at 1:52 pm
There still remains a magic about the early rounds of the FA Cup that the premier league / internationals can never match.
Coventry Sphinx v Leicester Nirvana sounds so much more than a tale of two cities etc. etc.
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24th September 2023 at 5:14 pm
Very accurate indeed!
Palace home for me is always a tough journey as well. From the wilds of west London to Selhurst is a random journey into the unknown.
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20th September 2023 at 1:37 pm
Lovely stuff for one of the best.
We love him to death down at the Palace.
I’ll post my Roy poem a bit later. You’ve inspired me to finish it.
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19th September 2023 at 5:06 pm
I’d like to think some of my scarves might get passed down the generations, but can’t see some of the “quality merchandise” I have making much past my son’s generation. They’ll fall apart before he even has kids, I reckon!
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7th September 2023 at 2:43 pm
Very true Crispin. Thanks!
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