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50p head

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Now i have had some games in my short career
Leagues and cups and finals
Let me make this clear

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 But of all my adventures
Theres one that springs to mind
Of a young right back
Who plays in my local side

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He stands a towering 5 foot tall
Commanding you’d agree
Though his most vital feature
Is a head like a 50p

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 no matter what the challenge
He jumps with a loud call
If he wins the header
well watch out for the ball !

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Right or left,forward or back
Theres no way to tell
Although he’ll claim he meant it
I’m sorry that don’t sell

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 People have come from far and wide
To see this great skill
All have marvelled at the sight
The 50p head phil

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 One question always asked
The secret of this feat
Phil will turn and say to you
5 pints of lager and 3 vodkas neat !!

Notes

The poem is all about a local legend in the lumphanan f.c summer league side and his amazing heading ability.The direction the ball leaves his head sometimes defies belief.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/50p-head/