Gary Limited, dissing Belanov,
For his missed out Golden Boot
Kinda set the tone from kick off
For a boring football afternoon.
The finest crop or Belgian youngsters
Since the French lads from Clear-fontaine
Expected to over-run the aging Russians
Under Fabio Capello’s reign.
As all armchair experts reading this
Know full well to our cost
There ain’t no easy games or an easy street
When The World Cup comes along.
Russia denied an early pen (How many now, is that?)
Were collective as a team
While Belgie ace Lukaku needs so sharpen up his act
Or the dug-out’s where he’ll be.
A point blank header missed by Russia
Was high point of a boring half
As Belgie fans were heard to mutter
“Origi’s simply gotta start”.
Well the speeding kid finally did
Get his chance to strut his stuff
While Lukaku threw a hissy fit
When Wilmot’s signalled tug him off.
I’m even getting tired composing this poem
Oh and a Belgie fan fell asleep
Eden Hazard unlocked the Russians on his own
For Origi to smash the winner in.
So it’s maximum points for Belgie
and as a game lasts ninety minutes
Unless they quickly grasp that fact, I’ve a feeling
It isn’t just Lukaku who’ll be throwing hissy fits.