Gan awa Dennis man
And as fast as yer can
Yer as pop as a chop with a vegan.
As the Toon bawl yer name
Ashley’s star on the wane
I’ve this feeling, you pair could be leaving.
I were you?, I’d depart
Gan awa, au revoir
Crystal clear that the Toon loathe yer faces.
Next home game, St James Park
You’ll be bombarded till it’s dark
With renditions of the famed “Blaydon Races”.