A Concerned Football Fan.
¶ 1
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If the yanks take over Old Trafford
Will the supporters sing
The Star Spangled Banner
At the beginning of each match?
¶ 2
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Does popcorn and soda
Replace pies and Bovril?
¶ 3
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Will the away fans sit in the carpark
And have the match up on a giant seen
Just like a drive-in movie?
¶ 4
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Will the cheerleaders stir up the crowd
For every corner, free kick and penalty
That the home team get?
¶ 5
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Will they bring on a kicker (Keane!)
For every dead ball situation
¶ 6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Will prawn sarnies be banned?
¶ 7
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Will K Mart open across the road
And sell guns to schoolkids?
¶ 8
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Will the Neville Brothers
As well as singing the opening song
Become linebackers?
¶ 9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Will Rio be in defense?
¶ 10
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Will Tim Howard
Have to act as an interpreter?
¶ 11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Will Rooney be in offense(ive)?
¶ 12
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Will the ref wear
A black and white striped shirt?
¶ 13
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I think this may be
What the Man Yoo fans
Are getting worried about
I can’t say I blame them
Can you???
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