If the yanks take over Old Trafford
Will the supporters sing
The Star Spangled Banner
At the beginning of each match?
Does popcorn and soda
Replace pies and Bovril?
Will the away fans sit in the carpark
And have the match up on a giant seen
Just like a drive-in movie?
Will the cheerleaders stir up the crowd
For every corner, free kick and penalty
That the home team get?
Will they bring on a kicker (Keane!)
For every dead ball situation
Will prawn sarnies be banned?
Will K Mart open across the road
And sell guns to schoolkids?
Will the Neville Brothers
As well as singing the opening song
Will Rio be in defense?
Will Tim Howard
Have to act as an interpreter?
Will Rooney be in offense(ive)?
Will the ref wear
A black and white striped shirt?
I think this may be
What the Man Yoo fans
Are getting worried about
I can’t say I blame them