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A Concerned Football Fan.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 If the yanks take over Old Trafford
Will the supporters sing
The Star Spangled Banner
At the beginning of each match?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Does popcorn and soda
Replace pies and Bovril?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Will the away fans sit in the carpark
And have the match up on a giant seen
Just like a drive-in movie?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Will the cheerleaders stir up the crowd
For every corner, free kick and penalty
That the home team get?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Will they bring on a kicker (Keane!)
For every dead ball situation

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Will prawn sarnies be banned?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Will K Mart open across the road
And sell guns to schoolkids?

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Will the Neville Brothers
As well as singing the opening song
Become linebackers?

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Will Rio be in defense?

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Will Tim Howard
Have to act as an interpreter?

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Will Rooney be in offense(ive)?

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Will the ref wear
A black and white striped shirt?

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 I think this may be
What the Man Yoo fans
Are getting worried about
I can’t say I blame them
Can you???

Notes

Just a couple of thoughts!

peace.

kev.

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