A Conspiracy Afoot Or What?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 With all that’s bad in the game today
That the referees do miss
I suppose we’ll get reams of lame excuses
To explain a gaff like this

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Yer man had scored the winner
He ran toward the pews
To acolyte’s who worshipped him
Adorned in sacred Blue

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He hugged and loved the moment
To milk it for a while
He’s had a quiet bad time of late
With injuries to his style

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The team all gathered round him
To share the joy with fans
Then lo behold, by red card law
He’s banished neath the stands

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Them Blue boys can’t believe it
Reduced by one to ten
Tis backs to the wall till full time came
As Robben sadly exits game

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Did the referee actually see such glee
T’was no abuse or hurt
Or is there some sort of conspiracy afoot
Against those who wear Blue shirts?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Andy Gray can’t fathom it out
Nor can M.O.D
Can someone out there fill us in
Just what wrong it is he did?



There’s something well dodgy going on here and no mistake!



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-conspiracy-afoot-or-what/