Football haters can’t work us out,
why we go season after season
to watch a very average team.
Behind our backs they talk,
sniggering as if we’re a bit simple
never understanding our passion.
I used to go to the games, but you
know, other commitments. Good,
we don’t need your support.
The flu won’t stop you going, neither
will a leg in plaster, you’ll pay back the
money you borrowed next week.
Nothing can stop a true fan, they
are a breed apart, unique, just
being there is the reward.
It’s as if you’ve made a secret pact,
if you leave there’s no coming back,
your in it for the whole of your life.
At times you wonder why you do it ?
Maybe some therapy is needed here ?
Off to football rehab, I say, NO NO NO !
Anyway, you’d miss the matches,
so what’s the point in that ?
No, just face the facts, you’re an addict !