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A Full English !

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Ruud Guillit walks into a cafe
Along the Fulham Road
Spots Wisey with a full English
A right gargantuan load

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Says Wisey to the Dutch meister
“Pull up a seat Ruud me son
Can I get yer a full English
Cos I am having one”?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Guillit almost passes out
At the sight of food piled high
He can’t believe Wisey will eat it all
But he’s sure giving it a try

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 ‘Dennis’, says the dreadlocked one
‘I have never seen the likes of a fry
With bacon, sausages and eggs
Quite piled up so high
Mushrooms and black pudding
With kidneys oh so bloody
I can’t believe you’re gonna put that lot inside yer body’ !

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 In Italy the football stars
Have dietary regimes
That keep them healthy fit and well
From early in their teens
Guillit was aware of this
As he was at Meelan
The sight of Wisey and his full Englsh
Turned his face quite wan !

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Notes

A true story that Wisey tells himself in his programmme notes !

As soon as Dennis the menace changed his eating habits his career got longer and better !

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-full-english/