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A Haiku Nightmare

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Richard Keys linesman
Andy Gray the referee
Womens football match.
Ladies in the crowd
Shouting abuse at the ref
Linesman gets it too.
“Go to Specsavers ref,
Don’t you know the offside rule,
What about you linesman ? ”
Coins thrown from the stands
Police escort end of match
Keys and Gray in fear.
Phew! It’s a bad dream
Andy wakes up in cold sweat
So does Richard Keys.
But dreams can come true
Remember what Greavsie said ?
“A funny old game, “

I’ve been laid up since Christmas with my leg in plaster,so as you can see i’ve too much time on my hands !
But come to think of it so will these two for a while also !

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-haiku-nightmare/