“We need to have a heart with Hart”
Says Roy to second Ray
“We simply can’t watch Joe just fall apart
On another bad hair day.
This country has a history
Of real class between the posts
Going back to Willie Foulke
To that Banks of England bloke.
Merrick, Swift and Springett
Shilton and Hopkinson
On occasion let the odd one in”
Said Roy, a trifle glum.
“I know” says Ray right pensive
As he pondered Hart’s decline
“But I’ve a notion that it’s in the head
Where Joe’s real problems lie”
So as a former young custodian
An bawled at last line of defence
Who no team-mate want’s to know
Or help, when a sods your only friend.
I feel that with good reason
I’m well qualified to know
In a World Cup approaching season
To proffer sound advice to Joe.
So at the risk of splitting hairs here
Or maybe getting it in the neck
I’m offering Joe a way to clear
His shoulders from errs net.
You see I’ve experienced Joe’s embarrassment,
His ridicule and that total isolation
But his performing in them Head n Shoulders ads
Isn’t actually helping….clear up this present situation!