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A Lack of Communication

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 His team was winning by three to two,
With minutes but remaining.
He collapsed, as players often do,
Both howling and complaining.
The ref, conned by the foolish lunge,
And feeling all the tension,
Summonsed on the magic sponge
To give him some attention.
The magic sponge, being somewhat new,
Misread the situation,
Not knowing what he ought to do,
Performed an amputation.

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