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A New Footie Food ?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 As we look forward
To the season new
Guess what I’ve just heard?
A small tit bit of gossip
From a little bird
Hot dogs and the Bovril
Next year will all be banned
Owing to a big decrease
In football fan demand
Blinis is the new thing
With sour cream and caviar
All washed down with vodka
A fit dish for the Tzar!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 No more greasy onions
Or burgers that just stink
Salmonella sandwhiches
With chicken that is pink?
As new smell wafts
Around the ground
The fans will start to cheer
Two blinis hold the cavair
With two vodkas over here

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 No more cold pies and tired fries
That cost an arm and leg
A new culture’s in the offing
Please sample it I beg
Blinis is the new thing
With sour cream and caviar
All washed down with vodka
A fit dish for the Tzar!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Who ate all the blinis?
Will soon be the new song
I don’t think it is Abramovich
Although I could be wrong!

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Notes

Well as yer already paying a fortune for yer ticket, I thought that you could all afford some expensive new food!

What d’yer mean the foods already expensive, at the blimmin football everything’s expensive!

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-new-footie-food/