Am I the only mug punter
What’s noticed this?
Well maybe I am, and it’s a sight,
Other fans have missed.
But to me at least
There seems something slightly iffy
About two blokes out on
Or sat by the side of the pitch.
With what’s coming out
Of their North and South’s*
(Cutely covered up by their mitts)
That reminds me
Of card sharks or old fashioned spivs.
Mind you, thinking about it
Anything is better than sat watching the telly
As some overpaid eejit (thinking he’s cool)
Ejects globules of phlegmatic spit.