A New Trend?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Am I the only mug punter
What’s noticed this?
Well maybe I am, and it’s a sight,
Other fans have missed.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 But to me at least
There seems something slightly iffy
About two blokes out on
Or sat by the side of the pitch.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 With what’s coming out
Of their North and South’s*
(Cutely covered up by their mitts)
That reminds me
Of card sharks or old fashioned spivs.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Mind you, thinking about it
Anything is better than sat watching the telly
As some overpaid eejit (thinking he’s cool)
Ejects globules of phlegmatic spit.



*Rhyming Slang. North and South…mouth.

What next microphones in their sponsored gloves so us punters know exactly they’re saying to one and other?

Stay well, be lucky and keep smiling.



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-new-trend/