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A Penalty Appeal To Mourinho.

kevin raymond

Monday, August 6th, 2007

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 After watching the pens on the highlights
In the Charity Shield v Man Yoo
I’ve a bit of advice you could try if you like
And here’s what I think we should do….

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 As Frankie just ain’t got the hang of it
This banging ’em’ in from the spot
Sheva could have had a crack if
He wern’t off posing for Prada so much.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Go out and buy us a German
One who would take every pen
A Hermann or Fritz, Wolfgang or
It’s spot kick disaster….again.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Sean would seem lacking in confidence
The goal frame an Indian sign
He’s come on a bundle in long distance
Running and crossing the ball from out wide.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Didier sadly weren’t playing
So we don’t know how he strikes a dead ball
Ballack with his moans and complaining
Is just sauerkraut, it seems, after all!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Go out and buy us a German
One who would take every pen
A Hermann or Fritz, Wolfgang or
It’s spot kick disaster….again.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 English blokes are useless at penalty kicks
The Stamford Bridge faithfull know…fact
We’re okay when it comes to them deft little flicks
But you won’t win many shoot outs like that.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 We need a Der Bomber, a wee bandy swan
Who caresses ball in to the net
Or maybe a Seeler type spot kick appeaser
To ease up our spot problem fret.

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Go out and buy us a German
One who would take every pen
A Hermann or Fritz, Wolfgang or
It’s spot kick disaster….again.

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Mark (sic) my words, this problem is haunting me
If we don’t get a Heinze who can take care of this,
Who could be the difference between one point, none or three,
With at least 57variety’s….of penalty kick!

© kev 2007

Notes

German footballers (Ballack included if he’d played) are the best, when it comes to penalty takers. We should sign one…..right now before this problem of ours gets any worse.

Heinze 57variety’s of penalty kicks….cosmic.

English blokes at our club just don’t know how to take penalties….fact!

They(our players)talk about buying out their contracts, swan about negioiating advertising deals that are worth millions but can’t, won’t or don’t know how to take a penalty kick during a game of football!

Mindblowing stuff or what?

peace

kev

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-penalty-appeal-to-mourinho/