A Phone Call From Wemberly!
¶ 1
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“Hello? Babe get on the blower
To that holiday firm, next summers on again,
Yeah the slim chance that Israel
Gave us, of qualifying, has just gone down in flames”.
¶ 2
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“Manager is well put out, there’s talk he’s on his way,
What’s that? You think I’m sounding sad
Well I have to say that me prides been hurt
Bar that I feel okay”.
¶ 3
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“What? You’ve just seen me on the telly
And me hair was all a mess
Well I had to make out that I broken a sweat
Before talking to the press!”.
¶ 4
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“The noise? Yeah the fans are going mental
There’s hissing, booing, shouts
It’s a good job that Steve and Terry Venables
Have them big security blokes about”.
¶ 5
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“What? We’ve been slaughtered on the telly,
By Shearer, Wright and co
They’re just jealous of the dough we earn
They’re nothing but a bunch of losers
Them sad and bitter old ex pro’s!”
¶ 6
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“Babe I gotta go now
The bloke from Sky just called
He want’s to talk to me on how
Come, we’re so crap at playing…… international football!”.
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