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A Plea to Michael Owen

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Michael, Do the best you can
In Euro 2004
Just make sure you score some goals
Three or maybe four!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The reason that I beg you
To keep us in the sun
Is that your not a pundit
Take that from me son!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 I watched you on the telly
Man Yoo versus Millwall
Your voice is so depressing
The Samaritans got a call!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 You need to lighten up my son
Get yourself a smile
For someone who has everything
Things shouldn’t be a trial!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 What with you and Schmeichel
The Dane without a brain
I was glad when Hansen butted in
To relieve me of my pain!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I know Rooney is on fire now
I’m sure you will bounce back
Make sure you bring the cup with you
When you journey back!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Endorse all the stuff you want to
Just don’t say a word
With such a bloomin’ boring voice
How d’you chat a bird!!!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 peace.

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Notes

This is an old one as you can see by the references to the F.A Cup final and the European Championship.

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/a-plea-to-michael-owen/