A Plea to Michael Owen
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Michael, Do the best you can
In Euro 2004
Just make sure you score some goals
Three or maybe four!
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The reason that I beg you
To keep us in the sun
Is that your not a pundit
Take that from me son!
¶ 3
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I watched you on the telly
Man Yoo versus Millwall
Your voice is so depressing
The Samaritans got a call!
¶ 4
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You need to lighten up my son
Get yourself a smile
For someone who has everything
Things shouldn’t be a trial!
¶ 5
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What with you and Schmeichel
The Dane without a brain
I was glad when Hansen butted in
To relieve me of my pain!
¶ 6
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I know Rooney is on fire now
I’m sure you will bounce back
Make sure you bring the cup with you
When you journey back!
¶ 7
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Endorse all the stuff you want to
Just don’t say a word
With such a bloomin’ boring voice
How d’you chat a bird!!!
¶ 8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 peace.
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