I’ve been thinking about this England job
I think that I’ll apply
It’s not as if I’ve anything else to do
When the summertime arrives!
I’ll get a chance to work with players
As good as mine at home
The difference is that all these boys
Will have to be home grown!
Three of four big matches a season?
Nothing wrong with that
I’ll be in total agreement with the FA
Thats the first time you’ve seen that!
Will they supply me with an overcoat
When the climate turns out chilly?
I’ll be able to find a place at last
For the part time Shawn Wright-Phillips!
Will Ashley Cole be fit to play?
He will I have a hunch
At least this way it’ll be cheaper
Than meeting him for lunch!
All those awesome players
Playing in my team
All this done without a cheque
Though Cech would be a dream!
The press boys? Not a problem
The pressure? Bring it on
I’ve even got a terrific idea
For a brand new World Cup song!
I’m off to get an application form
For that position of great dignity
How will I post it to Lancaster Gate
First class or Special delivery?