A Post That Might Appeal To Mourinho?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’ve been thinking about this England job
I think that I’ll apply
It’s not as if I’ve anything else to do
When the summertime arrives!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I’ll get a chance to work with players
As good as mine at home
The difference is that all these boys
Will have to be home grown!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Three of four big matches a season?
Nothing wrong with that
I’ll be in total agreement with the FA
Thats the first time you’ve seen that!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Will they supply me with an overcoat
When the climate turns out chilly?
I’ll be able to find a place at last
For the part time Shawn Wright-Phillips!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Will Ashley Cole be fit to play?
He will I have a hunch
At least this way it’ll be cheaper
Than meeting him for lunch!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 All those awesome players
Playing in my team
All this done without a cheque
Though Cech would be a dream!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 The press boys? Not a problem
The pressure? Bring it on
I’ve even got a terrific idea
For a brand new World Cup song!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 I’m off to get an application form
For that position of great dignity
How will I post it to Lancaster Gate
First class or Special delivery?



Er… not meant to be a part of Mr Shahs terrific idea.

This one took about twenty five minutes!



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