Was history on the pitch in Sundays game,
Did a trophy stand in goal?
No t’was eleven Blues v eleven Reds
And we showed you where to go
Enough of these tales of days gone by
Dispatch them to the bin
I’d rather look down on the chasing pack
As League Champions again!
At school I hated history
At sums and stuff I ruled
It doesn’t need that much working out
That we’ve a lot more points than you!
Maybe we’ll meet again this term
Champions League or FA Cup?
I hope to Christ if you do knock us out
I don’t keep bringing history up!