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All I Want For Christmas Is My Two …

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Fans everywhere turn and laugh at me
Goals have run dry, as you can see
Very little sympathy from football’s bourgeoisie
But my wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as can be

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 All I want for Christmas
is my two front men,
my two front men,
to score again

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Gee if only my two front men,
could score again,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.”

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 It seems so long since we could sing,
“We’re gonna win the league, we’re gonna win the league”
Gosh oh gee, how happy we’d be
to put an end to this fatigue

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 All I want for Christmas
is my two front men,
my two front men,
to score again

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Gee if only my two front men,
could score again,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.”

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 It’s not too much to ask, is it Santa?

Notes

guess what song I heard playing in the shops!
(barely heard over the incessant ringing of tills)

Based on the popular song from 1946 by Donald Gardner.

Which was also parodied by Dora Bryan’s “All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle” in the sixties.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-my-two/?shared=email&msg=fail