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At varying times during a game,
According to him or her, the away fans:
Don’t speak proper English, live in abject poverty.
Come from the wrong part of the country,
Belong to a race or religion that’s up for ridicule.
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Whilst our glossy match day programmes advise us with concern:
Possession of celery, and smoking in the stadium is banned,
And that we must stay seated through-out the match
So the punters sat behind us can see all the action.
Or we’ll be evicted from the ground.