I’ve a little something bugging me
Now bad weather’s hit our game
Concerns a football pundit on TV
He’s from Crystal Palace AFC, Neil Warnock is his name.
Sat on settee next to Robbie Earle
What used to play for The Crazy Gang?
I look at Warnock and think to meself
‘I know that face from somewhere but on another football man?’
I kinda like Neil Warnock
He’s an up front honest critic
He’ll tell a player in no uncertain terms
If he thinks he’s having a laugh or trying to work his ticket.
He used to a be a referee
Before he managed football teams
So who’s more qualified than he?
To question our officialdom’s strange decisions?
So what’s yer prob with Neil Warnock Kev?
You football fans may ask
It’s just if you imagine Neil Warnock minus his hair
He’s an absolute dead ringer for… QPR’s Paul Hart!