I’ve just seen them two on the telly
Dyer and Bowyer the creeps
An unrehearsed apology?
From a couple of innocent sheep (yeah right)
It was so rehearsed and insincere
For us all to see
A win double of trouble
I’m sick to the back teeth
Of the lot of them
Whats the F.A going to do?
They never said sorry to each other
In fact they both sounded so daft
We need action right now
To stop this somehow
Before kids beat up team mates