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He won’t be back until this evening
Probably just before Match of the Day
When most likely he’ll be steaming
So he’ll disagree with every word, Old Big Ears has to say.
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After that it’s The Bernabeau, Old Trafford
Anfield, White Hart Lane and the vacant Highbury
Where we’re looking at buying a high rise
We believe we can just about afford. (My advice is keep the money?)
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We’re pondering The B.T Deal
For this seasons Champions League
But one night a week of Old Big Ears and his spiel
Might be more than enough for a pair of live devotees?
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Well I think that’s just about everything
You probably need to know
Oh and by the way I am sat here indoors listening
But as this is my first bit of peace alone without him
I’ve had for ages, now the close seasons over
I’ll be damned if I go and ruin it, pickin up the bleetin phone.