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Answers for El Kev!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Now Kevin la I’ll take the bait
And answer all your questions
I won’t even make yer wait
And let this be a lesson!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Our Rafa is a quiet man
Dignified for sure
He wont go running down the line
Winding Shed’eds over scores!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He came to us with pedigree
A Madrilenos boy
He won La Liga twice not once
And brought Valencia UEFA joy!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Now David Moores flogs catalogues
Tho not so many now alas
Coz Gerry spend a fair few quid
On quite a lot of crap!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Our Rafa wont make five year plans
And promise us the moon
He doesn’t have a billionaire
Who pays and calls the tune!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 He has a song “The Rafa Song”
You’ll hear us sing it loud
It doesn’t rhyme with MATALAN
We’ll let you have that one!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Now Jose may be chic and smart
He’s won a cup or two
But the way he looks on some match days
He’s shopped at TJ Hughes!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Rafa short for RAFALUTION
For he’ll soon turn things around
And get us back to winning ways
Down at the blessed Anfield ground!

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Now woolly backs afflicted breed
Roam cursed upon the land
For God (a Scouser) shook His Head
And dealt them a losing hand!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Yer wools are from outside the ‘pool
Linguistic odds and types
Haunted figures devoid of hope
Like sinners locked out of paradise!

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Rafa’s real a bigger deal
He sings the Fields of Athenry
The Milk Tray Man from Matalan
Aka “Maureen from Delmonte!”

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Yous Southern softies will melt before
As Mighty Reds ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
The Kop will roar “We’ll Win by FOUR!”
And drive the Shed’ ‘eds back!

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 Lampard, Terry, Cole et al
In adverts look the part
But come the hour with true Scouse Power
We’ll play them off the park!

14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 Our pedigree our legacy
On history’s page is there
Begone with you to PS2
Leave glory to us BIG CLUBS dear!

Notes

“I was born by the banks of the Mersey
Facin’ the Irish Sea
It might not seem like heaven to you
But it’s home sweet home to me”

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/answers-for-el-kev/