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Answers for El Kev!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Now Kevin la I’ll take the bait
And answer all your questions
I won’t even make yer wait
And let this be a lesson!

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Our Rafa is a quiet man
Dignified for sure
He wont go running down the line
Winding Shed’eds over scores!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 He came to us with pedigree
A Madrilenos boy
He won La Liga twice not once
And brought Valencia UEFA joy!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Now David Moores flogs catalogues
Tho not so many now alas
Coz Gerry spend a fair few quid
On quite a lot of crap!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Our Rafa wont make five year plans
And promise us the moon
He doesn’t have a billionaire
Who pays and calls the tune!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 He has a song “The Rafa Song”
You’ll hear us sing it loud
It doesn’t rhyme with MATALAN
We’ll let you have that one!

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Now Jose may be chic and smart
He’s won a cup or two
But the way he looks on some match days
He’s shopped at TJ Hughes!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Rafa short for RAFALUTION
For he’ll soon turn things around
And get us back to winning ways
Down at the blessed Anfield ground!

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Now woolly backs afflicted breed
Roam cursed upon the land
For God (a Scouser) shook His Head
And dealt them a losing hand!

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Yer wools are from outside the ‘pool
Linguistic odds and types
Haunted figures devoid of hope
Like sinners locked out of paradise!

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Rafa’s real a bigger deal
He sings the Fields of Athenry
The Milk Tray Man from Matalan
Aka “Maureen from Delmonte!”

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Yous Southern softies will melt before
As Mighty Reds ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
The Kop will roar “We’ll Win by FOUR!”
And drive the Shed’ ‘eds back!

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 Lampard, Terry, Cole et al
In adverts look the part
But come the hour with true Scouse Power
We’ll play them off the park!

14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 Our pedigree our legacy
On history’s page is there
Begone with you to PS2
Leave glory to us BIG CLUBS dear!

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Notes

“I was born by the banks of the Mersey
Facin’ the Irish Sea
It might not seem like heaven to you
But it’s home sweet home to me”

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/answers-for-el-kev/