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Dear Mr. Gibson
I would like to apply for Manager’s position in your club,
I’m not a football celebrity but that should be no reason for a snub.
I’m never been a manager at any level, not even at pub,
I know nothing about football, some pundits and fans
Would argue, I will be in good company and should be the man.
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Gorden Strachan may be the favourite for Boro’s hot-seat
But the signing is not complete,
In 2009, the year of belt tightening, to be discreet,
I’ll work for quarter of Southagte’s wage
Honest I’m not saying it to rattle your cage.
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Wasted money on expensive contracts, I can save
By hiring overseas interrogators
Used by MI5 and C.I.A as translators,
Although some times use questionable methods
Have proved to be excellent mediators.