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Application for Manager of Middlesbrough F.C.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Open application
22nd October 2009

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The Chairman
Mr. Steve Gibson
Middlesbrough F.C.
Riverside Stadium
Middlesbrough TS3 6RS

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Re: Vacant Manager’s Position

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Dear Mr. Gibson
I would like to apply for Manager’s position in your club,
I’m not a football celebrity but that should be no reason for a snub.
I’m never been a manager at any level, not even at pub,
I know nothing about football, some pundits and fans
Would argue, I will be in good company and should be the man.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Gorden Strachan may be the favourite for Boro’s hot-seat
But the signing is not complete,
In 2009, the year of belt tightening, to be discreet,
I’ll work for quarter of Southagte’s wage
Honest I’m not saying it to rattle your cage.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Wasted money on expensive contracts, I can save
By hiring overseas interrogators
Used by MI5 and C.I.A as translators,
Although some times use questionable methods
Have proved to be excellent mediators.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 I’m used to pain, working under pressure,
I’ve been married twice, have six children
My older children still call me the thresher.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 My appointment as manager
Would Win! Win! Win!

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 I hope you’ll agree that I’m the best candidate.
Yours Sincerely

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Khadim Hussain

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