The red knight chose to vent his wrath
To those who view on Sky
Whilst his Portugeezer other half
Speaking on the BBC, blames all and sundry, why?
Gimme some of what they’re on
To pour deep down me neck
So when defeat doth come along
I’ll body swerve reality and blame it on the ref!
Last weeks draw at Blackburn
Wayne Rooney’s dodgy sideburns
Michael Carricks hand ball shout, none of that is fair.
We never get a penalty
You’re all against us, why?
Cos sometimes in defeat and beat
Some of us show our dignity
Without the need to whinge and cry!