Switzerland were right unfortunate
To eventually lose this game
While Drmic should have burst the net
But a strike-force this bloke ain’t.
Though I almost fell asleep
Once or twice (like the Argentine defence)
I really had to do my best to keep
Both eyes on the search for excellence.
Does Messi play the game alone
I thought through tired eyes
Have the other ten shot off home
To watch their idol or maybe Wimbledon televised?
Truth is had The Swiss the nous
To give it a real go
I couldn’t see how they could lose
Argentina’s back four look so slow
Di Maria. I’m almost certain that’s his name
Tried one of then flashy flicks
Then continued to moan through-out the game
So I know where he’s coming from with this
Not much happened after that
Oh I think Di Maria may have scored
Then Switzerland almost rolled it back
When they hit the post as I was stifling a yawn.
This poems getting boring
I’m really at a loss for words to say
I’ve decided I’d rather be in the armchair snoring
Than Switzerland and Argentina play.
Oh and the wonderful Ottmar Hitzfeld
Has announced his retirement from the game
After watching this little lot I know exactly how he felt
I would have probably done the same.