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Ashley buys Liverpool F.C.

John Oliver

Monday, April 21st, 2014

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’ll paint Sports Direct on the roof of The Kop
I’ll bring in Joe Kinnear whether you like it or not
I’ll remove the Shankley gates and dispense with tradition
And I’ll sack Brendan Rodgers he shows to much ambition.
I’ll employ Dennis Wise
Who you have always loved here
A sweet little man who the Kopites hold dear
I’ll flog Louis Suarez and Stevie G
And then tighten the purse strings
As the clubs new trustee
Keegan’s not welcome he’s just a name from the past
At St James’ Park he was made an outcast
I’ll make Pardew your manager
He’s a puppet of mine
Then you can riot on Merseyside
And throw big party’s on Tyne.

© OLIVER 14aa

Notes

I believe if Mike Ashley had tried to do at Liverpool what he has been allowed to do at Newcastle Utd he would have been ran out of the City. Myself and thousands of other TOON fans have watched him rip the heart and soul and voice out of the club we love.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/ashley-buys-liverpool-f-c/