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Ashley Young the Diver

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Ashley Young is like Tom Daly
as he sure can make a dive
he twists through the air
like he’s doing the Jive.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 That Ashley Young is crafty
I hear he earns lots of cash
is that for cheating referees ?
as he sure knows how to make a splash.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Ashley Young only got a Yellow
he should have got a Red card
he did a dive worthy of the Olympics
when touched not even hard.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Ashley Young has got a nasty habit
learnt from players from abroad ?
just the slightest of touches
and he’s diving off the top board.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 So come on now Ashley Young
please knock this diving on the Head
because the next time you do it
you should be given a straight Red !

Here we go again with Young up to his old tricks again, the player is being called a cheat once more.

And the ref in the game should have been strong and sent him off.

The bloke is an International with talent so why does he feel the need to do it ?

Answers on a Postcard to the English Diving Team.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/ashley-young-the-diver/