Ashley Young is like Tom Daly
as he sure can make a dive
he twists through the air
like he’s doing the Jive.
That Ashley Young is crafty
I hear he earns lots of cash
is that for cheating referees ?
as he sure knows how to make a splash.
Ashley Young only got a Yellow
he should have got a Red card
he did a dive worthy of the Olympics
when touched not even hard.
Ashley Young has got a nasty habit
learnt from players from abroad ?
just the slightest of touches
and he’s diving off the top board.
So come on now Ashley Young
please knock this diving on the Head
because the next time you do it
you should be given a straight Red !